If she has “50 Shades of Grey” on her bedside table and you’re STILL not getting laid, get a good divorce lawyer.
Tumblr CEO was on GMA today. I didn’t know he was a high school dropout. Which explains why he didn’t know how to spell tumbler…
Tumblr CEO was on GMA today. I didn’t know he was a high school dropout. Which explains why he didn’t know how to spell tumbler…
Side effects include weight gain, depression, and loss of sex drive. Ask your doctor if marriage is right for you. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May…
If she has “50 Shades of Grey” on her bedside table and you’re STILL not getting laid, get a good divorce lawyer.
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