It’s widely accepted by me and my whiskey that Humphrey Bogart is the only male role model that kids should look up to. Looking up to your dad is fine if you’re Stephen Humphrey Bogart or Leslie Howard Bogart but you’re probably neither of these so that creates its own set of problems. You can change your name to Stephen Humphrey Bogart or Leslie Howard Bogart but that’s not going to make an unseeing bit of difference. Now if your dad changed his name to Humphrey Bogart, you might just be on to something but can you just stop thinking about yourself for one moment? You shouldn’t hold it against your dad that he’s not Humphrey Bogart. That’s why you should plan ahead and get him the best Father’s Day gift possible:
A gift even mom might appreciate
My Mom was not a violent type at all, but I think she would have given Dad some serious silent treatment if he had tried to bring that home.
My Mom’s silent treatments were nothing to be trifled with. They were pretty deadly.
My mom’s have no problems with it at all.
Agreed, it’s very much a unisex present.