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Breaking: NFL player Antonio Cromartie’s wife pregnant with his 14th child

May 18, 2017
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Breaking: NFL player Antonio Cromartie’s wife pregnant with his 14th child
Instead of Nike, he has a shoe deal with Florsheim

Paul Lander

Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Nobel Peace Prize or sending Sudanese peace activist, Fatima Ahmed Ibrahim, to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of central Africa’s indigenous people. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has worked as a writer and/or producer for shows on ABC, NBC, Showtime, The Disney Channel, ABC Family, VH1, LOGO and Lifetime. In addition, he’s written standup material that’s been performed on “Fallon,” “Maher” “Letterman,” “Conan” and “Last Comic Standing.” His humor pieces have been accepted at American Bystander, McSweeney‘s, The New Yorker, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog, Santa Fe Writers Project Journal and Humor Times. He has won awards from the National Soc. of Newspaper Columnists, London’s Blogger’s Bash and Univ. of Dayton’s Bombeck Workshop. Now, on to Paul’s time commanding Special Forces in Khandahar…

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3 Responses to Breaking: NFL player Antonio Cromartie’s wife pregnant with his 14th child

  1. May 20, 2017 at 2:50 am

    That’s not a football score, that’s a basketball score.

  2. May 18, 2017 at 9:09 pm

    14 kids…my dad was one of 14 but his parents were right off the boat Italian so you know…14 kids…That’s scary.

    • Paul Lander
      May 18, 2017 at 9:56 pm

      He’s breeding his own team. Jeeeeez!



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