The Perfect Plant

Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

Jill Y and I had the mother superior of all arguments. As I ran away and she heavily hit the designer shoe stores with the credit cards, I realized I’d really put my foot in it this time. Three days later, she sent me a picture and said she found the perfect plant for me…


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6 thoughts on “The Perfect Plant”

    1. I can’t take a hint but I can read sky-high credit card bills!

  2. I have never been able to keep any plant alive very long. Plants take one look at me and die, just to get it over with. Only my Boston fern, which is artificial, has escaped my special Plant Curse.

    I not only need a plant that thrives on neglect, I need one that can survive curses.

  3. For house plants that can’t be killed, try mother-in-law’s tongue and devil’s ivy.

    1. That’s not the first time I’ve seen “mother-in-law” and “devil’s ivy” in the same sentence.

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