The Place to Take a Humor Break
Since the promulgation of the Uniform Anatomical Gift Act, the practice of giving–and receiving–bodily organs as gifts has exploded. I don’t mean the organs have exploded, because most of them have not, thanks to rigorous […]
KEOKUK, Iowa. “Stormy,” the mascot of the Keokuk Grizzlies Arena Football League team, is a cute fuzzy bear who wins the hearts of kids with high fives, pictures and autographs. “I don’t know why they […]
“I bought my Ken doll some new clothes,” my wife said as she returned from her regular round of Saturday shopping. “What’d you get me?” “New boxer shorts.” “I needed some, thanks.” “And a pair […]
WAYLAND, Mass. With the arrival of fall in the Northeast come the numerous walk-a-thons, 6 kilometer races and other charitable fund-raising events that crowd the region’s roads once the hot days of summer are over. […]
As every good son-in-law knows, Mother-in-Law’s Day is rapidly approaching. It’s this Sunday, October 25th. Mother-in-law (not shown actual size) What-you haven’t started shopping yet? The good presents may already be gone! What do […]
This year’s elections promise to be the most exciting since–well, the elections four years ago. As a result, many people will be inspired to get involved in politics or even consider public office in an […]
Notary public fees are going through the roof, as much as $2 to $5 for a single signature! Many–well, a few–are starting to ask “Who will notarize the notaries? Who will authenticate the authenticators?” Look […]
During an all-night meeting with poet/rock musician Patti Smith, chess champion Bobby Fischer alarmed a bodyguard waiting outside by singing the falsetto chorus from “Big Girls Don’t Cry.” The Wall Street Journal “Down dooby-do […]
An alternative sentencing program in Massachusetts allows felons to choose between going to jail or joining a book club. The New York Times Book Review Tiny and me-excuse me–Tiny and I–had been circling the block […]
HOLLYWOOD, Florida. Broward County health officials moved swiftly to close a “super-spreader” bingo hall here tonight after hospital emergency rooms admitted four women with advanced-stage “bingo arms,” a physical condition that has been linked to […]