I was refused service and sent home because I’m already drunk. I guess I’m too real for this Build-A-Bear Workshop. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June…
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When you love your partner as much as I’m supposed to, you tend to exaggerate the truth to such an extent that it takes on a life of its own and reads like an episode…
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We all want what we haven’t got and when we get what we haven’t got, we want something better. This might not be the basic premise of how marriage works but then again, maybe it…
I lay in bed, looking at the stars, wondering where the roof had gone. My thoughts were running like Usain Bolt, only faster and less Jamaican. Something Scurvy Jane had said to me earlier that…
I doubt if it bothers you as much as it bothers me but not knowing what’s going to happen in life, hurts more than the opinions of those who don’t matter. Sure, I can say…
Today was just a day of learning, understanding and learning to understand. If you had of told me yesterday that I would understand probability, I probably would have laughed at you because I had a…
Every night when I awake from sleep and open my eyes, I see. I can look at the same thing that Jill Y is looking at and not see anything but that’s only because I…
I’m not a big fan of doing things, preferring instead, not to do things. “You won’t do it”, they said. “Who won’t do it?”, said I. “You won’t”, said they. This behaviour went on for…
With great thirst comes great need to quench that thirst. There was something different about the morning in question. Usually when Jill Y tells me to do something, I pretend not to do it and…
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