Recently it was revealed that Tim Tebow plays football wearing a towel that is made from parts of Filipino children he helped circumcise. Yes, it’s true. He figured it would be good for them to have some foreskin in the game.
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Oh wow, those kids are finally getting circumcised eh?
That towel is proof that he is the chosen one among the chosen ones. He is the second son God never had.
and I heard there’s a xian fish symbol emblazoned on the towel that comes from the blood he sweats from pre-game prayer.