My wife had to once again turn away two older women from the local branch of Jehovah’s Witnesses that knocked on our door today. Though she politely explained she was too busy working, they still pressed her to talk to them. The next time they knock on my door, I’m going to have a little fun with them.
I’ll greet them with a big smile and say: “Why, yes, I’d love to talk to you lovely ladies about your church. I was just about to take a shower. Why don’t you join me and we can talk in there? I’m really big on multi-tasking. As a matter of fact, I was just wishing I had someone to help me with those hard to reach places. Wow, the Lord really does hear and answer our prayers!”
Straight up doctrinal facts on Jehovah Witness cult.
The Jehovah’s Witnesses teach preach that Jesus had his return aka second coming October 1914,then they spin all sorts of doctrinal embellishments on that date with 1918 being their appointment by Jesus as sole heirs of this 1914 Kingdom coming.
They teach Michael the Archangel is one and same as Jesus.
Have a deadly dogma prohibiting whole blood transfusion but use cow’s blood calling it *Hemopure*.
They teach only 144,000 go to heaven,on and on and on with made up man made dogmas……JW are a spin-off of the second adventist and have this in common with the SDA both of which shun Christmas holiday.
Jehovah’s Witnesses promotion of their Watchtower sect has the net effect of stumbling and turning people off to the real Gospel.
Jesus said: “Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! For you travel land and sea to win one proselyte; and when he is won, you make him twice as much a son of hell as yourselves” (Matt 23:15)
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Danny Haszard born 3rd generation Jehovah’s Witness dannyhaszard.com
Now that’s a scene I’d love to “witness”, lol!
I want video. Photos won’t do! 🙂
Be sure to snap a picture of their faces after you said that!