While discussing the finer points of International Thermonuclear Experimental Reactors with Thirsty Dave, we encountered a drinking establishment that demanded our attention. Not only did it demand our attention, it exerted over us a hypnotic trance-like state that we could not resist. Before you could say ‘No’, we were taken in by the many promises it had to offer:
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great marketing strategy here: I know not getting syphilis is always a selling point with me.
They should take it one step and add a No. 6: If you do already have syphilis, we’ll take it off your hands or wherever else it sits.
No. 4 is pretty appealing.
I like no. 2. There’s nothing quite like that felling of walking into a bar and knowing that you probably won’t get syphilis.