Universal Pictures and Focus Features have acquired the rights to E.L. James’ bestselling
erotic novel, Fifty Shades of Gray, which tells the story of a dominant-submissive relationship between a young woman and a handsome, but sexually tormented billionaire. Upon hearing this news, Hugh Hefner screamed, “This is my biography! I will sue.” But after reading the book and realizing that the main character had both youth and a working penis, Hefner recanted his protest.
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