Jill Y and I don’t know the difference between right and wrong so it’s not easy to teach Little Dill Y the difference between them. Without looking for sympathy, I’ve always been a misunderstood, gifted, genius-like fool. I have a problem with my sense of humor in that it’s not fully formed and I’ve been known to take a joke too far. One time I drove a struggling Actor ex-friend to an interview for a film. We drove all day and night and when we arrived at our destination, I thought it was the right time to tell him that there was no audition but there was an ex-girlfriend who lived in the town that I wanted to see. This is why I lose so many friends but if you can’t laugh at driving half-way around the country to chase your dream and realize your dream is dead, you can go and be friends with someone else. So there was Little Dill Y, doing an exam and he answered a question in a way that made me so proud but his teacher just didn’t get the sarcasm but that’s not my fault:
You have raised this child well. May he continue to have his father’s gift for sardonic humor. As a fat person, though, I would like to point out that we can be sexy, too. Once he learns that, his education will be complete.
If that was all he had to learn, life would be so much easier.
This kid might not be a math whiz, but I bet he would be a good judge for Miss Universe.
Methinks you might be on to something there!
That answer is statistically correct!
But it’s not right!