She was a typical teenager and worried about typical teenager things like the 1877 Satsuma Rebellion, Multiple Hereditary Exostoses and the rotor of a three-phase alternator. She often pondered the big questions and sometimes the small questions and sometimes she pondered why Westlife broke up. One day she couldn’t get her locker open and she pondered one of life’s smallest questions:
I assume this book will be full of fun activities to do, to keep your mind off of the things you locked in your locker.
Well it has been a best seller in the ‘locked in your locker’ section for years!
HA HA HA! And I love that this was a book of devotionals. Perhaps if she pondered all those other things, she would have the smarts to open a locker and not need to pray about it.
Either that, or she would just get the school janitor to open it for her, if she could find him.
Finding the janitor is easier said than done. The word on the street is that the janitor wrote the book!
Ah but for the grace of logic!