Thirsty Dave is a complex individual who has nothing but pure alcohol coursing through his veins. A unique specimen, legend has it that he met the devil at the crossroads and decided to make him wait while he had a beer. He finished his beer and legend has it that he had a drinking competition with the devil and won. A serious man who had a series of unfunny beer related incidents, he decided to get in touch with his inner child this Christmas and that’s when things started getting weird:
In my Scottish Fat Bastard accent, “Get in my belly!!”
“I’m bigger than you and higher up the food chain. Get in my belly!”
The Extreme Baby Holder by Ronco!
Now that would be a best seller!
It looks like his inner child is ready to leave him!
If I was his inner child, I’d put in for a divorce!
This is why you never drive with a child sitting on your lap.
Now that’s a man speaking from experience!
Aliens are impregnating men with plastic baby dolls?
Normally this stuff would terrify me but when it comes to Thirsty Dave, it’s just another average day!
All I can say is “oh my!”
Enough said!