Are you tired of having to drink hot soup from a bowl? Does the pain from your burnt mouth get you crazy?
Does eating ice cream with a fork leave you wishing for something better?
And cereal! Oh my! What a mess!
Look no further.
Introducing: the SPOON!®
With this revolutionary breakthrough, you can cool your soup by blowing on it, eat your morning cereal in record time and enjoy raiding the ice cream in the freezer.
And it’s easy! Just dip the SPOON® in your soup, ice cream or cereal, lift it to your mouth, and enjoy. No more mess. No more burnt mouth. Just easy eating.
Have a hard time eating rice with a fork and a knife? No problem! the SPOON® works like magic.
You can even use it as an aid in winding spaghetti around a fork!
Similar pieces of cutlery sell for $20.00 apiece. But we’ll give you a package of three SPOONs® for $6.00.
But wait! There’s more! If you call within the next hour, we’ll give you a second package of three SPOONs® absolutely free. Just pay additional shipping and handling charges.
To order now, please call 1-800-LEG-PULL.
That’s 1-800-LEG-PULL.
Operators are standing by.
AND much more attractive than the SPORK!!
Not knowing what a “spork” is, I felt compelled to google it. It turned out to be a spoon with a few fork tines at its end.
I haven’t figured out yet if I should be happy that I learned something new or if I should demand three minutes of my life back! 😉
I’m sold. Too funny, the late nite infomercial rocks.
I used to love infomercials, but not so much lately.
These little one-minute new product promotions are likely to appear at any time of the day or night. They all have the same formula, too, which makes them easy to spoof.
I find it massively hard to believe that this is only invented know. I actually think there are many more useful ways this thing can be used. I only hope they deliver to Ireland.
I’m sure that the spoon will be as popular in Ireland as it is proving to be here. 😉
I was going to feature the table knife, but spoons are funnier. 😉
Just to clarify, the above was a response to a post by Donna C., which seems to have disappeared.