Last night Scurvy Jane asked Thirsty Dave if he wanted a beer. He could have said Yes and he could have said No. As it was, he said Yes for that is the way of the thirsty one. His actual words were “Yes please, I’ll have all of the beer, all of the time”. Given the fact that he once drank a paraphyletic organism under the horizontal upper surface used to support objects, this is not surprising. If we can learn one thing from this incident of intrigue and insight, we’ll be doing well. For those who have a question, right here is the answer:
According to Wikipedia, Bacon was the creator of the scientific method, so, empirically, bacon must be the answer!
This kid has been programmed by some bacon lover in that house. But at least he knows what he likes.
I wish I was as together as he was, when I was a kid!
The kid’s dad is a pork lobbyist. What else could he say? What else does he know?
He seems like a happy, well adjusted kid and that can only be a good thing!