My favorite food is bacon. My favorite actor is Kevin Bacon. My favorite artist is Francis Bacon and my favorite structure is pyramid. My obsession with pyramids goes back minutes. Ever since I first laid eyes on this monumental, triangular shape, I was immediately at one with the world:
My wife got me bacon salt. Ever try it?
I’m just trying to imagine what bacon salt would taste like. Okay, that’s enough, i want some and I want it now!
Massive heart attacks are perhaps the quickest way to depart this life. Sure beats Alzheimer’s 🙂
Ah but at least I’ll be in control and that’s a rare thing for me!:-)
Get you some bacon mayonnaise Bill, it’s the best and will “cure” this obsession.
I’ve seen pictures of the mythical Baconnaise but have yet to try it.
It might be me but I sense a theme this week Bill. Are you missing bacon or ODing on it? 🙂
Ah there’s something not right with me Don Don’s. In work when I’m saving a spreadsheet, I usually have a picture of yself kicking the Save option and the Save option has a picture of Jon Jovi and he says “you give work a bad name” but for the last week, when I kick the save option, a picture of Britney appears with the words “hit me baby one more time”. Now this may sound like a trivial thing to you but it certainly isn’t to me so I decided I needed to eat more bacon than a good man can consume!