This one is for the cheap, miserable and downright stingy people out there and I know there are lots of us. When the need arises to give someone a birthday card, anniversary card or you want to compliment a girl on her breasts, don’t do it or better still, just write the message on the plain side of a Corn Flakes box. You’re welcome. I’m not the only one of the collective who is massively helpful either. Here’s Thirsty Dave, sharing the wealth:
Ah Thirsty Dave, the perfect example of “Ape-Shit Crazy!” Cheers to you TD!!
The world doesn’t realize it yet but it’s a much better place with him in it!
Gorilla mom looks irked and is ready to go ape – shit on the thirsty one!
Thirsty Dave would easily take her!
Thirsty Dave is so selfless! He just deserves all the booze he can get!
Don’t let him hear you say that Don Don’s, he doesn’t exactly need encouragement to drink!
A picture that gramps can put on his Xmas cards to the grandchildren
And a great Xmas card it would make.
Now that is just wrong!
(Wrong sex, wrong species.)
Mama Gorilla looks pretty pissed off, too.
She probably doesn’t want her baby to drink beer!
That has been said to Thirsty Dave more than 7 times!