Here are my latest semi-intelligible thoughts from Twitter:
Most of my tweets are just witty comebacks I thought of six days too late.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 16, 2013
Apparently “stop acting like a baby” isn’t sound advice when you’re talking to an actual baby. Whatever. She has to grow up sometime.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 16, 2013
My wife was excited our 11 m.o. finally cried herself to sleep instead of making us rock her. Amateur. I cry myself to sleep all the time.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 16, 2013
I wouldn’t mind my job if it wasn’t for my coworkers, the customers, or the work itself. But my chair is comfortable and the coffee is good.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 16, 2013
I asked my 2 y.o. what she did at daycare. She said she killed all the Santas. Either she has a weird imagination or Christmas is screwed.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 16, 2013
There are lots of temper tantrums, and occasionally my kids throw them, too.
I have to wonder what your life is truly like! 🙂