Time to peek inside the hidden depths of the mind of Bill Y. When I was littler, I asked Santa for the Millennium Falcon. This is what Santa brought me instead. Now, is it any wonder why I hate Bon Jovi more than I love Star Wars?
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12 thoughts on “A Reading From The Book of Jovi”
That would have scarred anyone for life.
Nobody will ever understand the pain Kathy, nobody will ever understand the pain!
Another fine example of why I carry Santa Insurance.
But the cost of Santa Insurance has soared recently. Like Santa himself, it’s gone through the roof!
A tragic mistake at the North Pole!
A tragedy of biblical proportions, if I say so myself!
Bill, I totally understand why this scared you for life, but I’m equally impressed that Bon Jovi’s Biography was more than two pages.
I could have written it in 14 words: “If you thought that song was bad, wait until you hear the next one”!
Each piece of the puzzle that comes together to make us think we know Bill Y only serves to deepen the mystery that is Bill Y. Got that?
I hears you Don Don’s. It’s important to tease every now and again!
Well, maybe that book’s in the Millennium Falcon’s library? Surely it has a library.
I don’t think it has a library although I have been wrong about the interior of ships before. The clientele who frequent that particular vessel are not the reading kind!
That would have scarred anyone for life.
Nobody will ever understand the pain Kathy, nobody will ever understand the pain!
Another fine example of why I carry Santa Insurance.
But the cost of Santa Insurance has soared recently. Like Santa himself, it’s gone through the roof!
A tragic mistake at the North Pole!
A tragedy of biblical proportions, if I say so myself!
Bill, I totally understand why this scared you for life, but I’m equally impressed that Bon Jovi’s Biography was more than two pages.
I could have written it in 14 words: “If you thought that song was bad, wait until you hear the next one”!
Each piece of the puzzle that comes together to make us think we know Bill Y only serves to deepen the mystery that is Bill Y. Got that?
I hears you Don Don’s. It’s important to tease every now and again!
Well, maybe that book’s in the Millennium Falcon’s library? Surely it has a library.
I don’t think it has a library although I have been wrong about the interior of ships before. The clientele who frequent that particular vessel are not the reading kind!