Excuse me young lady, don’t take that tone with me.

Legend can’t be believed but the word on the street is gospel. According to the word on the street, even the very brilliant can get lost in the sea of mediocrity and for this reason, I am scared. What if I’m walking down the street and I’m mistaken for someone who is not awe-inspiring? What if I’m walking down the street and there are no mirrors to check myself out in? What if I’m walking down the street and Paris Hilton is walking down the same street and her rat-dog attacks me, infects me and turns me into a Paris Hilton rat-dog? To make matters worse, my imaginary son borrowed my phone so I borrowed Jill Y’s iPhone. I’m not a big fan of iPhone’s because Siri is just too sarcastic:

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8 thoughts on “Excuse me young lady, don’t take that tone with me.”

  1. Bill, you will NEVER be lost in a sea of mediocrity. A sea of nonsequiturs, maybe, but mediocrity — never!

  2. Are you Siri-ous?! I don’t have an iPhone and I disable the Android version of Siri. I don’t need some SW trying to guess what I want; I have a hard enough time myself!

    1. If I want to hear sarcasm, I’ll record myself talking, I don’t need anyone/thing else helping me out with it!

  3. You had me at Paris Hilton’s rat-dog attacking you and turning you into a Paris Hilton rat-dog, funny stuff Mister Y!!! lol!

    1. I wasn’t trying to be funny Deb, I have this irrational fear of being turned into Paris Hilton’s rat-dog but sure if it gets a laugh, I suppose it’s all good! 🙂

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