Handz Off

I’m usually a hands-on type of person but I haven’t been myself lately. I just haven’t been able to get a grip on things. My favorite woman in all the world is Palmela Anderson. I used to like Handy Moore and Handra Bullock. My favorite artist is Handy Warhol. My favorite guitarist used to be Jimi Handrix but there’s some stiff competition out there:

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  1. And to think somewhere out there is a manufacturing plant making this stuff and it’s the only manufacturing plant where employees don’t try and steal the product

    1. I’m trying to figure out the point in your life when you realize that you finally need to rub some Handz Off, on!

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