When the sound of Bon Jovi can no longer be heard and my time has come to leave this world, I will look back with a single regret.
I should never have bought that fish:
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14 thoughts on “I should never have bought that fish.”
I think this guy just needs to go to college and become a Satanist, since he already has the right pet!
Your fish sounds suspiciously like my ex-boyfriend…he’s yours now. No returns.
Maybe the fish is just lonely. Why not buy him a mate, then let them produce a lot of little killer fishies. They can all mate with each other, fill the aquarium, and eat each other for food. It’s a win-win situation.
i love the way you can think things through to conclusion Kathy. I was thinking of poison myself but that’s nowhere near as cool as your idea!
As a poker player I say give it a royal flush!
That’s two for the royal flush so far.
Probably typed the ad with his two remaining fingers.
You can really sense the desperation in the ad.
My son and I ‘did fish’ once…spending a ridiculous amount of money to house little things that die at the drop of a hat.(I’m wondering if you live anywhere near us and your gourami went on murderous sprees at night?)
No way and I have countless people that will back me up on this in a court of law. I will not be dragged into another one of these. 17 times is enough for anyone to have to go through! 😉
wow, this fish makes Jaws look like a little pussy cat.
It certainly does. Can you imagine the damage it could do if it was the size of Jaws?
The commode is a humane way of disposing of such unwanted creatures. Maybe he’ll find his niche in the sewer system
I like this idea a lot and Deb does too. It’s decided then – the flush it is!
I think this guy just needs to go to college and become a Satanist, since he already has the right pet!
Your fish sounds suspiciously like my ex-boyfriend…he’s yours now. No returns.
Maybe the fish is just lonely. Why not buy him a mate, then let them produce a lot of little killer fishies. They can all mate with each other, fill the aquarium, and eat each other for food. It’s a win-win situation.
i love the way you can think things through to conclusion Kathy. I was thinking of poison myself but that’s nowhere near as cool as your idea!
As a poker player I say give it a royal flush!
That’s two for the royal flush so far.
Probably typed the ad with his two remaining fingers.
You can really sense the desperation in the ad.
My son and I ‘did fish’ once…spending a ridiculous amount of money to house little things that die at the drop of a hat.(I’m wondering if you live anywhere near us and your gourami went on murderous sprees at night?)
No way and I have countless people that will back me up on this in a court of law. I will not be dragged into another one of these. 17 times is enough for anyone to have to go through! 😉
wow, this fish makes Jaws look like a little pussy cat.
It certainly does. Can you imagine the damage it could do if it was the size of Jaws?
The commode is a humane way of disposing of such unwanted creatures. Maybe he’ll find his niche in the sewer system
I like this idea a lot and Deb does too. It’s decided then – the flush it is!