Please form an orderly queue.

I’m asking this once and once only. The offer will not be offered again. You need to know now, that I am not the easiest person to live with however if you read me a story and tuck me into bed, there shouldn’t be that many issues. I have been known to throw the rattle out of the pram but that’s usually related to Bon Jovi related incidents and can be remedied by signing my petition to stop them being a so-called band. That’s me. Have I any takers?


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10 thoughts on “Please form an orderly queue.”

  1. Well that’s a pretty darn nice tree house. But I no longer climb anywhere. Because….I don’t want to. But good luck with that, I’m sure it will be delightful to all takers.

    1. But your missing some seriously good wifi. Something to do with being close to the satellite or something!

    1. If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, will a hipster still buy the soundtrack?

    1. I’m sorry Don Dom’s but I no understand the questions. I think it’s made of wood though!

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