I’m asking this once and once only. The offer will not be offered again. You need to know now, that I am not the easiest person to live with however if you read me a story and tuck me into bed, there shouldn’t be that many issues. I have been known to throw the rattle out of the pram but that’s usually related to Bon Jovi related incidents and can be remedied by signing my petition to stop them being a so-called band. That’s me. Have I any takers?