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Sarah Palin Chronicles Attempts to Use 100% of Her Brain in “Sarah”

August 7, 2014
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Due to the runaway box office success of “Lucy” starring Scarlett Johansson and Morgan Freeman, plans are already underway to produce a sequel starring Sarah Palin. Morgan Freeman will reprise his role as Professor Samuel Norman in the newer film.

A brief plot synopsis follows Palin’s attempts to use 100% of her brain.

At 10% she first displays her ever-expanding brain powers by attending more than 5 different colleges.

At 20% she is elected as governor of a lightly populated state.

At 30% she runs as Republican Vice Presidential candidate and starts assembling letters into word-like combinations strung together in a fashion similar to how actual sentences are formed.

At 40% she “writes” a “book.”

At 50% she takes a job as an expert “contributor” on Fox News Channel.

At 60% she stars in an “Amazing” reality show.

At 80% she starts her own television channel. Though sources report that she will charge actual money for people to watch it.

What happens if she uses 100% of her brain? There’s where the suspense lies. The studio is being tight-lipped about what she may be capable of. While Morgan Freeman’s character suggests, “I have no idea,” rumors suggest that it may be “form a complete, coherent sentence” or “follow a logical thought to completion,” with others hoping it’s just “leave the rest of us poor souls alone.”

“Sarah” is slated to open in December 2015.

Eric Hetvile

Wanted in 14 states. But those states suck, anyway.

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3 Responses to Sarah Palin Chronicles Attempts to Use 100% of Her Brain in “Sarah”

  1. Deb Martin-Webster
    August 14, 2014 at 12:34 pm

    I think you could do a TV series with this doll and the Duck Dynasty dolls called, Sarah does Dynasty!!

  2. Kathy Minicozzi
    August 8, 2014 at 9:39 am

    Sarah Palin only has 10 percent of a brain to begin with!

  3. August 8, 2014 at 7:15 am

    Where can I get this doll and I bet she would steal Barbie’s pink car too.



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