Sarah Palin Chronicles Attempts to Use 100% of Her Brain in “Sarah”


Due to the runaway box office success of “Lucy” starring Scarlett Johansson and Morgan Freeman, plans are already underway to produce a sequel starring Sarah Palin. Morgan Freeman will reprise his role as Professor Samuel Norman in the newer film.

A brief plot synopsis follows Palin’s attempts to use 100% of her brain.

At 10% she first displays her ever-expanding brain powers by attending more than 5 different colleges.

At 20% she is elected as governor of a lightly populated state.

At 30% she runs as Republican Vice Presidential candidate and starts assembling letters into word-like combinations strung together in a fashion similar to how actual sentences are formed.

At 40% she “writes” a “book.”

At 50% she takes a job as an expert “contributor” on Fox News Channel.

At 60% she stars in an “Amazing” reality show.

At 80% she starts her own television channel. Though sources report that she will charge actual money for people to watch it.

What happens if she uses 100% of her brain? There’s where the suspense lies. The studio is being tight-lipped about what she may be capable of. While Morgan Freeman’s character suggests, “I have no idea,” rumors suggest that it may be “form a complete, coherent sentence” or “follow a logical thought to completion,” with others hoping it’s just “leave the rest of us poor souls alone.”

“Sarah” is slated to open in December 2015.

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3 thoughts on “Sarah Palin Chronicles Attempts to Use 100% of Her Brain in “Sarah””

  1. I think you could do a TV series with this doll and the Duck Dynasty dolls called, Sarah does Dynasty!!

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