So you’re a dude and sooner or later, you’re going to end up in one of those clothes store places with a dudette. You know this is her territory for shopping is her thing and you know the game is on TV but there’s no way out or is there? It’s all about planning in advance so you have to make sure that you have some left over pizza from the night before. Then when she asks if a particular part of her looks big in that dress, you answer “well, not really”. At this stage, you run away really fast and head home. Put the game on and heat the pizza with the pizza heating utensil things: