Song Parody: Single Christian

Who says God isn’t tech savvy? He’s been running a dating website for years, and now I hear there’s going to be a movie.

Are you kidding me?

Last night I heard the latest Christian Mingle commercial. It said “You couldn’t find that perfect someone, let God do it for you.”  Oh, so now God is my wing man?

God: Listen Stu, you look like a nice young man, wouldn’t you like to take this young lady out for a nice fish dinner and maybe a couple glasses of wine? I don’t want to pressure you or anything, but I’ve already got a nice hall booked in Cana – I could bartend.

Now God sounds Jewish. Wait – he is Jewish, right? I dunno.

Anyway, the whole thing just rubs me the wrong way.  So I wrote a song about it.

Single Christian

Music By Night Ranger
Lyrics By Linda Roy

Single Christian, oh the time has come
God’ll help you find the only one who’ll say
“Let’s Pray”

You’re ownin’ it
Trust your plight to Christ
He’ll find your Mr. Right
He runs a dating site

You’re smolderin’
It’s not like you’re Sasquatch
You’ll find God’s perfect match
The fish you’ll loaf to catch

Single Christian, oh the time has come
God’ll help you find the only one who’ll say
“Let’s pray”

‘Cause you’re smolderin’
Yeah, smolderin’