Hail Satan, Hail Santa, Hail Satan.

I don’t know why everyone is so chilled about the red Christmas Starbucks cup. It’s awfully obvious it’s anti-Christian.

Can I get a witness?

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8 thoughts on “Hail Satan, Hail Santa, Hail Satan.”

  1. It has just dawned on me who’s pictured on the cup. The horns should have tipped me off, but the carol is what helped me the most to figure it out: “You know Dasher and Dancer and Satan and Vixen . . . “

  2. Looks like in the War on Christmas it’s time to send our ground troops into Hell.

    We’ve done it before.

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