It’s not uncommon for people to approach me and ask what my massive problem is. I sometime tell them that it takes 67 days and the same amount of nights to explain what my massive problem is. I then explain that 67 days and the same amount of nights is a long time as far as I’m concerned and it has been since I was sentient enough to understand the concept of time. Right now, I’m just hoping that I’ll be judged and contacted by October 13th and be 50 bucks the richer.
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8 thoughts on “I think I’m the most qualified person for this impersonation.”
As long as it isn’t a look-alike contest …
I’d have it in the bag if it was!
I may enter…I just love being judged, don’t you?
I do but I also like judging!
If you don’t win this contest, Bill Y, I think it is fixed by Bon Jovi and Will Smith.
They couldn’t fix something like this Don Don’s as it would demand a modicum of talent!
As long as it isn’t a look-alike contest …
I’d have it in the bag if it was!
I may enter…I just love being judged, don’t you?
I do but I also like judging!
If you don’t win this contest, Bill Y, I think it is fixed by Bon Jovi and Will Smith.
They couldn’t fix something like this Don Don’s as it would demand a modicum of talent!
aaahnruh aaaaahnr wrrhwrwrhw
(Translation: Good luck, Bill Y.)
aaaaahnr wrrhwrwrhw errrraaggh
(Translation: Thanks Bill.)