11 thoughts on “If Nic Cage measured stuff he’d be Nic Gauge.”

  1. I suppose the eggs in this container are from “caged” chickens.

  2. And, if he was in a movie that starred him as a WWE wrestler in a special cage match, well, he’d be.. I think you see it coming… Nic Cage Rage

    1. If you want to take that one step further, you could have Nic Cage Rage Staged! You started it lol

  3. This Double Bill of these two guys would be better than my morning coffee….if I hadn’t cut myself shaving…that’s Nic Rage……….

    1. The first time someone said that to me was the first time I blew someones mind!

  4. It’s so sad to see Nic’s scrambled acting career come full circle. He started out over 50 years ago as an egg, and here he is back in this same hard-boiled role again. More sadly, this time he’s pigeon-holed in a “Large” ensemble cast, in a role turned down by Kevin Bacon. Saddest of all, Nic’s not even a good egg. In fact, he’s absolutely rotten.

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