7 thoughts on “If your name is Steve or Sharon and you are the one person who did not find this review useful, please make yourself known for I have questions for you.”

1. This is why I like drawers. They embrace and don’t hang us out to dry.

   1. Is Don Don’s the one who didn’t find the review helpful?

      1. Bill Y, I found the review very helpful…scary but helpful!

2. Dear Mr. Murr, Jr.,

   We pride ourselves on being responsive to customer reviews. We have checked Sharon’s purchasing history and noted her preference for high-quality items made of natural materials. We note that you purchased a metal coat rack for $21.15. We believe your chances with Sharon would be greatly enhanced by the purchase of the Yi Hai Solid Wood Coat Rack for $39.99.

   As for your additional issues with Steve, we can only suggest that you sign up today for Amazon Prime. Your increased buying power will almost certainly humble not only Steve but also any other potential rivals for Sharon’s affections.

   Sincerely,
   Amazon Customer Relations–“Improving Relations Between Customers Is What We Do”

   1. Dear Bill,

      You just have to leave that review on the Amazon site.
      Please tell Bill Y when this is done.

      Regards

      Bill Y

3. That’s a lot of pressure on a coat rack.

   1. Sharon and Steve probably deserve each other anyway.

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