8 thoughts on “I’ll become a morning person when my coffee maker learns to brew wine.”

1. Nothing will ever make a morning person out of me, even if it is as cool as Fonzie.

2. This is brilliant.

3. I’ve been trying to get the Fat Bastard in my neighborhood to chill for years. You, sir, are a genius.

   1. I’ve had a few people ask me if Fat Bastard is an actual wine. Then I opened the wine cooler and well, the proof was in the wine cooler.

4. Well, you have accomplished what most only wish for Bill Y! Congratulations!

   1. That’s just the way Bill Y rolls!

5. I ex-spec this is everything we need—a wine bottle and wine glasses.

   If you sell this stuff, does that make you a wine seller?

   1. In the eyes of Thirsty Dave, it makes me a god.

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