Yes, that word means what I think it means, and I chose to use it.
The thing is, I believe in twoo wuv … excuse me, true love, and I like feel-good movies that are also really funny. I can’t help it. I am a decent fel … woman, and if I am lying may I be forced to move into an apartment infested with rodents of unusual size.
I would never go through a wedding, fake or not, if I would end up being called Mrs. Humperdinck, even if I got to wear a gorgeous gown and some drop-mostly-dead jewelry. That would be pure garbage and putrescence. Boo!
So please don’t tell me I have seen that movie too many times. It is impossible to see it too many times. In fact, I think it’s on cable TV again this weekend. If so, I guess I have my Saturday night planned.