Rule #47, the Non-Ferengi One!

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The other day, I described ailments to a friend.

“I feel dizzy all the time,” I stated. “And I lose my balance.”

“Me too!” she said.

“The arthritis in my hands and feet nearly cripple me.”

“Me too!”

“The right side of my face is numb.”

“Me too!”

“And a worm emerges from my left ear only at breakfast.”

“Me too!”

That’s when Rule #47 kicked in: Never try to elicit sympathy from a hypochondriac.

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