Conversation You Wish You Never Had
In my small town, there are three local hubs where people congregate to gossip (besides bars and stripper joints): the post office, the Dollar Store and the gas station. Like a herd, they move from […]
Author: Maura Stone
Published by HOPress: "eDating the Old School Way"! This cautionary and hysterical book addresses almost every issue of online dating - Damaged Goods, The Crazy Lady, catfish, nerds, one night stands and zombies. Mandatory read for both men and women.
On the heels of eDating, “Secrets & Seduction,” won awards for the Best Erotica of 2015! Written by Cheri Blossum, Maura’s evil alter ego, this cautionary parody of soft-core porn and bondage addresses a real-life situation when one does NOT heed the advice in "eDating the Old School Way”.
Soon to come: Amour Anarchy, a Memoir, an autobiographical tale of running amok in Paris while a teenager and consorting with Communists.
Maura continued the family tradition of comedy through publication of her award-winning first novel, “Five-Star FLEECING.” Since then, she has written articles, short stories, performed readings and diarized her journey over the past two years with her rare neurological deafness diseases, interactions with customer service, lovers, neighbors and family lore in her critically acclaimed and highly popular blog, www.kiss-keepitsimpleschmuck.blogspot.com.
Rule #47, the Non-Ferengi One!
The other day, I described ailments to a friend. “I feel dizzy all the time,” I stated. “And I lose my balance.” “Me too!” she said. “The arthritis in my hands and feet nearly cripple […]
The New Peeple App
The media has stirred up a frenzy of outrage over a new app which rates people the way yelp rates companies. People are consumed with fear over negative reviews. That their reputations are at stake. […]
I Gotta Use this One!
Yesterday, a man told me a classic story: I was in a bar and tried to pick up a woman seated next to me. To break the ice, I asked her, “What do you do […]
Best Compliment Evah!
Yesterday, I went for my bi-annual dental check-up and cleaning. Afterwards, the dental hygienist said, “In all my seventeen years in this profession, I have never seen such clean teeth before.” Can I put that […]