As thousands of Syrian refugees flee the terrors of both a brutal Syrian regime and the despicable terrorist scourge known as ISIS, many are refusing to be settled in many American states, most notably Texas, Louisiana, and Alabama.
Many refugees, desperate for survival, spoke with an interpreter about potential landing spots:
“We are attempting to flee from religious tyranny, where bigots wield power with a horrendously warped theology. And you think we’d like Alabama? Is this a joke? We’ve had enough of being governed by religious zealots looking to impose their alleged morality on citizens.”
“Where we come from, schools can barely function at the most minimum standards of education. And many of them are ruled by extremist theocrats using public dollars. How would Louisiana be any different?”
“Texas? Texas? Fuck that. I’ll take my chances with ISIS.”
This intrepid reporter will continue to follow this story and hopefully be able to report that the refugees have been able to settle in a place that is actually better than the one they left.