Thirsty Dave: Hey, Bill Y, do you think I’m lazy?
Bill Y: Not at all. When it comes to a willingness to use energy, I would say you’re upstanding.
TD: Yeah, I think so too. I must see if I can get up and visit you guys.
BY: Sounds good. Hey, what was the best thing about the Batman v Superman movie?
TD: I don’t know. It wasn’t exactly grounded in common sense but Wonder Woman was good.
BY: Totally. I can’t wait to see the stand-alone movie. Jill Y would look good in that costume. I Gotta go, here’s Jill Y. Laters
TD: Laters
Mr. Dave may be prone to talk on the phone too long.
You can say what you want to the dude and he always takes it lying down.
Maybe it’s time Thirsty Dave got a cellphone?
I think that’s his call, Dom Don’s!
Lying down on the job never looked so good.
Even if you call him, he doesn’t get up.