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Fake News Fer Sale! Git Yer Fake News Right Here!

December 11, 2016
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Suddenly fake news stories are the In thing and do we have ’em here for you!

Get in on the latest fad and power trip going- fake news stories! Amaze your friends! Harass your enemies! Embarrass your mom!

We have them for you here in all shapes and sizes. And all political, ethnic, social and gender variations. Need a story to make Trump look like a hero- got ’em right here for ya! Need a tale that makes him look like a chump? Got that too. Want to tear down a bit more on Obama before he leaves for good? We got you covered no matter what base you are on.

Here are the headlines from a few of our samples for you to gander at:

Trump makes law declaring himself Caesar.

Now That Obama Is No Longer President He Is Going On the Road As A Stand-up Comic.

NRA Puts Out Wanted Poster For Elizabeth Warren.

Trump Takes His Cabinet Out Every Day For Lunch To Cracker Barrel.

Giant, Mutant Man-Eating Plant Devours Workers On Monsanto Farm.

Trump Takes Taiwan In As 51st State Just To Piss Off Red Chinese!

Playboy Makes An Exception To Its ‘No More Nudes’ Policy- Does Special Pictorial Of Melania Trump.

Trump’s Billionaire Cabinet Club Buys Entire Untied States. They now Own Your Wife And Kids.

Germans Buy Syria Just To Put An End To The Refugee Crisis.

Donald Trump Builds Wall Around Puerto Rico To Keep Them Out Of U.S. Even Though They Are Part Of U.S.

Obama’s Plan Move To Kenya, But Kenyan Authorities Don’t Believe He Was Born in Hawaii.

Putin And Trump Have Heated Telephone Exchange Over Who Is Really The Biggest Czar.

Philippines President Duterte Finished With Finishing Off Druggies In His Country: Now Moving On To Take Care Of Business In Mexico. Cartel Members Are Screaming Like Little Girls.

Obama’s Have Secret Torture Chamber In Basement For NRA Members Where They Torment them With Their Own Guns.

NRA Wants To Expand Freedoms To Include Owning Roadside Bombs.

The Clinton Foundation Loses Millions Building An Obama Approved Tunnel Under The Oval Office For Human Sex Trafficking.

The Koch Brothers Actually Fund Their Vast Business Empire Through Cartel Money Laundering.

Recovered Hillary Emails Contain Downloads Of Naked Putin Photos.

New Secretary Of Defense ‘Mad Dog” Mattis Starts Out First Meeting With Trump By Calling Him A Wimp For Dodging The Draft.

Britain Joins With Russia And Red China for Trading Partners After Brexit.

Chelsea Clinton Heads Secret Money Laundering Empire For Clinton Foundation By Having Starving Haitian Orphans Working In Secret Afghan Sweat Shops Making Heroin To Distribute in US.

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Now, your job is to figure out if this article itself is fake or not!

 

 

rfreed

I am a roamer and a rambler and on occasion I find time to sit down and write something. I was a regular on three humor websites and have had cartoons and mostly humorous articles published both in print and on websites in the U.S. and Europe. As soon as I can find the right place far enough back in the woods I will settle down and see what it means not to change addresses every six months. For some more serious reading try The Book Of Songs from Lulu.com. It is a collections of short stories about music and its interweaving in the unseen patterns of our lives.

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2 Responses to Fake News Fer Sale! Git Yer Fake News Right Here!

  1. Roger Freed
    December 12, 2016 at 10:07 pm

    Ummmmm……..well…….Ok……..I did steal a few………

  2. December 12, 2016 at 9:59 am

    Wait, none of these are true? Damn, how can one tell? They look like FOX news headlines



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