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Trump’s Wall Against Mexico Becomes The Second Man-made Object On Earth Visible From Outer Space.

August 31, 2016
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Trump’s Wall Against Mexico Becomes The Second Man-made Object On Earth Visible From Outer Space.

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The orbiting space station has confirmed that President Trump’s “Wall To Save America” finished just last week joins the Great Wall Of China as being the only two man-made structures that can be seen from outer space. In a taped conversation from the Trump Voyager Space Complex and Casino For The 1% which was launched just months after his inauguration Astronaut Ray Ranger offered this statement when he first was able to spy it out of the earth facing portal – “Yep, there it is! I can see it as Texas whirls in out of the shadow of night. The fence that is keeping America free! What a beautiful sight it is indeed! That is the monolith that is successfully keeping the hordes of South Americans out of our wonderful country and into theirs where they can do drugs and make babies and drink tequila to their hearts content.” Fellow astronaut and eighth generation Latino Juan Hernandez was silent at this, but regarded him with an evil eye and his arms folded.

The wall fulfilled the Donald’s promise to his voters to keep illegal foreigners out of America, unless, of course, they have lots of money or are Russian friends of Vladimir Putin. Because of the refusal of Mexico to pay for it’s building as the U.S. is facing a great financial crisis from all of our intelligentsia having sought asylum in Canada, Costa Rica and the Czech Republic after his election, thus draining a lot of the brain power and money power needed to complete it. The wall was built hurriedly by cronies of Trump that he specially selected. To save money that could instead be used to line pockets it was built out of the waste from abandoned homes across America and from crushed repossessed autos that have accumulated in all the major cities since he gained office. Also, due to a shortage of illegal immigrants to do the dirty work Americans won’t touch, the mega corporations that Trump hired to do the job have had to rely on prison labor which Texas has plenty of. People complaining that the inmates are being used as slave labor were themselves arrested under Trump’s new law that does not allow criticism of the president and were made to do the work themselves.

Viewers on the space shuttle, including 125 people from the upper 1% of earth social elite who paid 4 million dollars apiece to visit the space/casino station, watched the wall for 2 minutes before getting bored and returned to their gaming tables. They didn’t look out the portal again the rest of the day so intent were they on their cards and dice

Unfortunately, due to the wall’s quick and shoddy construction, the Mexican cartels have already penetrated under it with numerous tunnels including several 4 lane highways leading to all the major American border towns.

Astronaut Hernandez secretly was an illegal immigrant but they never caught on to him.

 

rfreed

I am a roamer and a rambler and on occasion I find time to sit down and write something. I was a regular on three humor websites and have had cartoons and mostly humorous articles published both in print and on websites in the U.S. and Europe. As soon as I can find the right place far enough back in the woods I will settle down and see what it means not to change addresses every six months. For some more serious reading try The Book Of Songs from Lulu.com. It is a collections of short stories about music and its interweaving in the unseen patterns of our lives.

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3 Responses to Trump’s Wall Against Mexico Becomes The Second Man-made Object On Earth Visible From Outer Space.

  1. August 31, 2016 at 6:48 am

    I agree with Bill Spencer. This could be a humor meets horror story in October.

  2. Bill Spencer
    August 31, 2016 at 6:18 am

    This is even scarier than it is funny.

    • Roger Freed
      August 31, 2016 at 11:58 am

      Well, I tried……..



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