It seems that supermarkets are overrun with people who don’t know how to act. Fair enough. Here’s the first tip
Paul De Lancey, Citizens for Safe and Pleasant Supermarkets (CFSPS)
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You know, when I brought my shotgun into the store it didn’t go over well, at all. If anything, it actually delayed my shopping trip.
Don’t shoot me! I’ll move my cart and I’ll never block another aisle again! I promise! Scout’s honor! Cross my heart and hope to … FORGET THAT ONE!
Whew, that was a close one.