Kim Jong-un, in defiance of Trump’s military thumps, conducted yet another nuclear test.
The test was designed to see how KJun’s carefully structured hair would withstand a nuclear blast of one megaton. This produces a far greater wind and heat than you and I are exposed to, say, walking in downtown Chicago in July. Your normal conditioner and stabilizer would be useless in these conditions.
This rare satellite photo proves the test was a success, because KJun’s hair looks awesome and he is with a big smile.
Scientists are studying the possible technological leaps behind this remarkable advancement, and which hairdressers might be complicit.
Experts have concluded that with this new ability, KJun is more ready than ever to not only fight and win a nuclear war, but to enjoy it and look good afterwards.