Murphy’s Law for Runners:

• Prior to the start of the race, the other line for the Porta Potty always moves faster than the line you are in.

• It will start to rain 5 minutes into your run and stop raining 5 minutes before you finish.

• Your shoelaces never come undone during training, only halfway through your race on race day.

• On a tough run day, the only time you slow down to walk is the time you are seen by someone you know.

• When you are running an out and back race the wind will invariably change direction so you face a headwind in both directions.

• When running a narrow trail and about to pass a slower runner an unannounced biker will also try to pass you.

• On a windy day, you’ll encounter a headwind going uphill and a tailwind going downhill.

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