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The Christmas Song Generator

December 6, 2017

Are you tired of hearing the same old Christmas music over and over? The solution is obvious: create your own song!

The easiest way to do this is to take a pre-existing song and change some of the words, to put your personal stamp on it.

To get everyone started, here is Christmas Song Generator No. 1:

To the tune of A Holly Jolly Christmas:**

Have a (insert two adjectives) Christmas
It’s the (insert adjective) time of the year.
I don’t know if there’ll be (insert noun)
but have a (insert name of food or beverage)
Have a (insert two adjectives) Christmas;
And when you (insert verb) down the (insert noun)
Say (insert greeting) to (insert plural noun) you know
and everyone you meet

Oh ho
the (insert noun)
hung where you can see;
(insert name of person or a pronoun) waits for you;
(insert verb) once for me
Have a (insert two adjectives) Christmas
and in case you didn’t hear
Oh by golly
Have a (insert two adjectives) Christmas
This year

At the next Christmas party, you will dazzle your friends with your lyric-writing ability, especially if they have been drinking too much egg nog.


**“A Holly, Jolly Christmas,” composed by Johnny Marks in 1962. Sung by Burl Ives in the 1964 Christmas special, “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.”

Kathy Minicozzi

Kathy Minicozzi is an opera singer turned aspiring writer, who lives somewhere in New York City. In other words, she's weird, but harmless. She is the author of "Opera for People Who Don't Like It," in which she turns the world of opera and its performers upside down while, at the same time, making it understandable to non-opera lovers and making everyone laugh.

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7 Responses to The Christmas Song Generator

  1. Bill Spencer
    December 8, 2017 at 6:30 am

    Have a funny punny Christmas, Kathy.

    • December 8, 2017 at 5:34 pm

      With you around, that is always a possibility, oh Great Master of Words! 😉 😀

  2. December 7, 2017 at 7:55 am

    OOOPPPSSS>..I meant KATHY!!! See how stressed Christmas makes me (and everyone). Happy Holidays, Kathy!

  3. December 7, 2017 at 7:54 am

    Oh Roxanne, I always love your posts! Now I’m in the Christmas mood to say whatever I want. Merry Christmas!!!

    • December 7, 2017 at 5:13 pm

      Merry Christmas to you, too!


      It’s always nice when a writer is complimented, even if it is the wrong one! Anyway, enjoy rewriting all our favorite Christmas music.

      • Bill Y "The Legend" Ledden
        December 10, 2017 at 7:57 am

        Great post Roxanne 😀

        • December 11, 2017 at 12:23 am

          And Merry Christmas to you, Mr. … what was your name again? 😉 😀

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