Disclosure Agreement

I slept with a porn star when I was in high school.

But instead of paying her to keep quiet, I had to pay her to admit it to my friends, so I could brag about it. Sex with me so traumatized her that she initially refused to accept that it happened.

I wasn’t about to let such a glorious achievement go unnoticed in high school. I forced her to sign a disclosure agreement, so legally she had to tell everyone she met, especially high school students.

That’s why I haven’t run for President. The secret payment could come out and I would be ruined. But I would still brag about the sex with a porn star part.


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