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Venus v Mars…


Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!

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6 Responses to Venus v Mars…

  1. October 24, 2018 at 12:38 pm

    Shampoo for dry, damaged hair is best used for hand washing brassieres and hosiery when you have run out of Woolite and you don’t feel like going out and buying more.

    • Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden
      October 28, 2018 at 1:31 pm

      That right there, is a tip to remember!

  2. October 24, 2018 at 9:00 am

    Bill Y, men should just go to the car wash each day and at least there they can do a good polish too.

    • Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden
      October 28, 2018 at 1:32 pm

      We do whatever it says on the tin, Don Don’s!

  3. Bill Spencer
    October 24, 2018 at 7:00 am

    What actually does the cleaning is the suds. That’s why you should wash your hair in beer. That way you get a good “head” start every morning.

    And you can clean your mug, too.

    • Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden
      October 28, 2018 at 1:31 pm

      I’ll drink to that.



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