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Wit Bits

January 4, 2018
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My mom always said I had a one-track mind, but she was wrong.

Even worse, I have an 8-track mind. Embarrassing, since no one makes 8-track any more. And mine’s broken. I really have to get one of those digital minds soon.

 

Did you know people check their phone on average 12,000 times a day? I’ve cut way back.

But now my iPhone is checking me. Constantly. It wakes me up at night. “Hey Paul, what’s new? Anything new? What about now? Anything? New?”

“No! Go back to sleep mode.”

PFHardie

I am a graphic designer, humour writer, musician and piano teacher. And that's only during the day. At night I fight crime and hang out with my wonderful family.

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