Donald Trump just announced that the tariffs on steel will have to apply to the man of steel. Because it’s not all American steel. No exceptions.
Superman is not happy!
He will now have to apply a surcharge for all his mighty deeds.
Caught on a runaway train driven by an evildoer? Be prepared to pay up to be saved. And before he saves you.
If the entire earth needs saving? You can’t afford it, buddy.
The man of steel is trying to get all the superheroes to charge for their services. If only there was an Aluminiumman. They could really give Trump a one-two knockout punch.
In a flyby protest, Superman zipped over the White House and dropped turkeys. Of course he knows they can’t fly.
“Why not tariffs on kryptonite?”, Superman wondered.
As of last night, Superman was seen beating up Elon Musk with a Mercedes hood ornament and it was going very well.
Trump was too busy trying to buy, as he called it in a presser, TikTak.