Get rid of this person or entity named Musk. Whatever he or it may be, it has spread all over the data base. We have no satisfactory memorandum of accomplishments from this entity, only claims of cost cutting activity that turn out to be unfounded if not delusional. Most of the Musk activity actually consists of playing online games and writing weird texts. There is speculation that this may not be a person at all but a robot. If so, it should be unplugged as soon as possible
Cut the position called “Vice President.” Apparently, this position has existed for some time but has no specific job description or even a “to do” list. True, the person currently in the position is pretty loud and obnoxious. But eventually everyone forgets all about this job and anyone who occupies it.t. Call him a probationary employee and no one will miss him when he is gone.
Eliminate the part of the government called the judiciary. The people there don’t report to anyone. They just create make work that gets in the way of jailing and deporting people. Big savings foreseen from canceling contracts for purchase of gavels, robes, name plates, etc. All court personnel must vacate courthouses ASAP so they can be repurposed to more productive use as luxury condos for autocrats, oligarchs and their families. Judges don’t have to spend their life tenure in those buildings. They can spend it at Guantanamo Bay like other troublemakers—except for Justice Thomas, who can spend it on Harlan Crowe’s yacht.
Get rid of the Library of Congress. Who’s going to need books anymore? Or Congress, for that matter? So might as well get rid of whatever is left of it as well.
Fire Nancy Pelosi. She is not actually in the government anymore, but we don’t sweat the details and saying she is fired would be fun, like demonizing Dr. Fauci or pretending Hilary Clinton’s laptop matters.
Cancel all future elections. We’ve been told what the results should be and can just program them in.
Exchange New York, California and Illinois for Greenland, Panama and all of Ukraine’s rare earth minerals, respectively, and save printing costs by renaming “Massachusetts” and “New Jersey” “MAGA” and “X.” Raise extra revenue by using all these places for money laundering.
Finally, replace the Chief Executive with AI. This would streamline operations and eliminate many ancillary costs (flights to Mar-A-Lago, White House Easter Egg hunts, coffee and Danish at cabinet meetings, using the gold at Fort Knox to make statutes of Donald Trump). Of course, AI lacks humane instincts or moral values, hallucinates from time to time, presents things it makes up as facts, and if not properly constrained is a threat to all mankind. But so what? Look what’s been happening since January. As a bonus, the Executive Branch could easily be unplugged, along with Elon Musk, when we become a vassal state of China or Russia.