The Place to Take a Humor Break
DOS FLEDANS, Freedonia. Mysklek Isioan has worked at the Uboglow Pl’woznk International Airport here since graduating with a major in logistics from a local community college fifteen years ago, but he says he’s never been busier […]
FOXBORO, Mass. As Jalen Ramsey walked off the field following the Jacksonville Jaguars’ 24-20 loss to the New England Patriots in the AFC Championship Game yesterday, he received more than the usual amount of abuse dished out to losing players […]
The wife’s away this week, an opportunity for me to make some of the dishes she bans because they stink up the kitchen; linguini and clam sauce, cedar planked salmon, weapons-grade plutonium. Just like that […]
Call me crazy, but I like to write poetry. For cats. Cats are a good training ground for poets. They are largely indifferent to poetry, like the overwhelming majority of people, but that still makes […]
The president of an Ohio steelworkers union stole hundreds of thousands of dollars from his local, which he used in part to buy tickets to Disney on Ice and Sesame Street Live shows. Organized Labor’s […]
LAKE WINNIPESAUKEE, N.H. Chastened by his 2012 loss to Barack Obama but prepared to learn from his mistakes, former Massachusetts Governor Willard “Mitt” Romney huddled last night with high-priced consultants as he considers a run […]
CLEVELAND, Ohio. Mr. Coffee, an automatic drip home brewing machine that revolutionized the way Americans get their morning jolt of caffeine, died yesterday at the Cuyahoga County Home for Aging Appliances here. He was 46. […]
According to the US Census Bureau, most men who use online dating services are pathetic losers who exaggerate their personal net worth and physical attractiveness and couldn’t strike up a conversation with a woman in […]
Henrik Scharfe, a professor at Aalborg University, has created a robot in his image that was used to fire people in an experiment. CBSNews.com “What I have to say to you isn’t going to […]
After hearing Paul Tillich mention Aristotle in a lecture, Delmore Schwartz went up to him and belligerently said “Listen, I’ve been studying Aristotle since I was a child–nobody can tell me anything about Aristotle.” Delmore […]