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Author: Con Chapman

I'm a Boston-area writer, author of The Year of the Gerbil, a history of the 1978 Red Sox-Yankees pennant race, and 50 books of humor including "Scooter & Skipper Blow Things Up!" by HumorOutcasts Press. My work has appeared in The Atlantic, The Christian Science Monitor and The Boston Globe among print outlets. "Rabbit's Blues," my biography of Johnny Hodges, Duke Ellington's long-time alto sax player, was published by Oxford University Press in 2019, and was named Book of the Year by Hot Club de France. My young adult novel, "Kimiko Chou, Girl Samurai," was published by Atmosphere Press in 2021.

Will Your Relationship Survive the Holidays?

December 20, 2014December 20, 2014 Con Chapman

The holidays are a stressful time of the year, straining both long-term relationships and brief flings that begin as drunken come-ons at office parties. How does one cope with competing and often conflicting demands of […]

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In Story Fit for Christmas, Strangers Save Man From Starbucks Eviction

December 19, 2014December 19, 2014 Con Chapman

BOSTON. Niles Oberg hates Christmas music and doesn’t consider himself a religious man. “The only time I see the inside of a church is when a friend gets married,” he says. “And even then my […]

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Sony Greenlights “Glorious Sun of Mankind Kim Jong-un Adventure!”

December 18, 2014 Con Chapman

HOLLYWOOD.  Studio executives at Sony Pictures yesterday gave the green light to “Glorious Sun of Mankind Kim Jong-un Adventure,” an action-comedy-drama-romance-documentary starring Kim Jong-un, supreme leader of North Korea, and co-starring Kim Jong-un. “What can […]

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5 Other Things Not to Do if You Want to Finish Your Novel

December 17, 2014 Con Chapman

As a budding but unsuccessful writer of long standing, I turn to Writer’s Digest for the pro-tips that I hope will transform me from a perennially-rejected shlub to a guy who has to fight off […]

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Cheney: Spanish Inquisition Produced Valuable Information

December 17, 2014 Con Chapman

WASHINGTON.  Former Vice President Dick Cheney took on a new adversary yesterday, calling on Pope Francis I to release documents to support his contention that the Spanish Inquisition produced valuable information through torture. Cheney:  “I […]

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Squalid Chinese Blogging Factories Draw Human Rights Scrutiny

December 16, 2014 Con Chapman

XIANGGANG, China.  Emily Costbinder doesn’t look like a crusader with her Patagonia fleece pullover, khakis and sensible shoes, but the slight Bryn Mawr student is taking a grave personal risk as she pulls out her cellphone once […]

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I Was a Vampire for the Chicago Bears

December 15, 2014 Con Chapman

The literature of nausea has come to professional football: the “I Was a Vampire for the Chicago Bears” school for one crowd, and “I Was a Rich Owner’s Plaything” for the other.                                                        Wilfred Sheed, […]

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These Are a Few of My Least Favorite Things

December 14, 2014 Con Chapman

Portable crappers, and phat gangsta rappers, Overdressed lawyers, who think that they’re dapper, Blonde second wives who are festooned with bling– These are a few of my least favorite things. New SUVs that my teenage […]

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For Some Busy Firms “Shop at Work” is Latest Christmas Perk

December 13, 2014 Con Chapman

CHICAGO.  For Joe Klesjko, a trader at Wolf/Ram Associates, December is a hectic time of year, and not because of Christmas shopping.  “Our customers would trade 365 days a year if they could,” he says […]

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Sick New Trend: Women With Head Colds–And the Men Who Love Them

December 12, 2014 Con Chapman

BOSTON. This city’s adult entertainment district is a place where the sexual impulse in all its variety seeks and finds satisfaction, but even long-time denizens of the “Combat Zone” as it is known say they’re […]

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