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Author: January G. Ornellas

January Ornellas started writing short, humorous stories about her midlife adventures in 2018. In 2019, she launched her blog, Midlifebloomer, which she continues to write for today. Since then, she has had many of these stories published (LA Times, Chicken Soup for the Soul, Erma Bombeck Writers’ Workshop) and was an honorable mention in the 2022 EBWW global humor writing competition. Ornellas is currently working on a new book, Diabolical, a dark comedy about softball moms who terrorize the 10 and Under girls’ softball diamond. When she is not writing, Ornellas enjoys running, gardening, traveling, and spending time with family and friends. She lives in Moorpark, CA with Steve, her husband of 33 years.

Thelma and Louise and Louise

July 31, 2024July 31, 2024 January G. Ornellas

A million years ago, when we were in our 30s, my girlfriends and I started going on Girls’ Weekends. It didn’t matter where we went. The point was we were gone. A weekend away from […]

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February 14, 2024February 14, 2024 January G. Ornellas

Remember when you were a kid, how excited you were to be in a photo? You enthusiastically jumped in, front and center! “Cheese!” Ah, the innocence of youth. But now that we are all older […]

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